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Alex leaving before the lights come on?

Postby arctic » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:50 am

Last night, according to an insider of the band, Alex Turner threatened to leave the band.
The row between Alex and Jamie occured when Alex stole some of Cookies shower gel.
"Such a rediculous argument" stated Andy.
"There was a scuffle, Alex hit Jamie and Jamie hit Alex. It was manic, once we had security in the pair had already ripped each others hair out!"

Could this spell the end for the Arctic Monkeys?
Only time will tell.
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Postby Josie » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:54 am

Haha what the fook?
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<i>If Carlsberg made bands,Arctic Monkeys would still be better </i>
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Postby arctic » Sat Apr 01, 2006 10:59 am

How bad is that! The Arctic Monkeys are splitting up!?
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Postby dj_fisher » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:05 am

arctic wrote:How bad is that! The Arctic Monkeys are splitting up!?


haha
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Postby Josie » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:11 am

its shit that :cry:
but i can see why they are.
I wouldnt be able to look back after an arguement like that
<i>If Carlsberg made bands,Arctic Monkeys would still be better </i>
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Postby arctic » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:15 am

Want proof?
An image of Alex with a hold of Jamie's head has appeared online.

This is a world exclusive, credit the site at all costs!

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It's bad, oh so bad!
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Postby Josie » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:16 am

I DIDNT CLICK ON IT.
<i>If Carlsberg made bands,Arctic Monkeys would still be better </i>
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Postby fredwau » Sat Apr 01, 2006 1:07 pm

Haha ... I love this day!!!

:lol:
I'm happy, hope you're happy too!
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Postby AlisonFasheeta » Sat Apr 01, 2006 6:16 pm

HA HA HA HA!!! Shower gel?? Come on you can do better than that! Say he stole his woman!!!

Shower gel...... probably doesn't even use shower gel.
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Postby irishscummyman » Sat Apr 01, 2006 7:58 pm

I'm guessing this is an April Fools joke but if it was real then that would be a proper Spinal Tap moment.
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Postby arctic » Sat Apr 01, 2006 8:45 pm

who fell for it then? I got my mate who totally believed it lol

nice one Matt
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Postby Space Invader » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:36 pm

I fell for it until i saw the picture :P
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Postby Pedro » Sat Apr 01, 2006 11:39 pm

fredwau wrote:Haha ... I love this day!!!

:lol:


hahaha...funny things are happening today, i love this day too

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Postby Lizzi » Sun Apr 02, 2006 12:00 am

Mark, Mark, Mark... you shouldn't have made them fight over shower gel... you shoulda use something more credible.. like I dunno, Alex could have drank Jamie's beer! lol!!! shower gel... But i guess it's soooooooo dear that Alex couldn't go and buy himself one bottle so he had to take Jamie's.... lol
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Postby arctic » Sun Apr 02, 2006 11:44 am

Lizzi wrote:Mark, Mark, Mark... you shouldn't have made them fight over shower gel... you shoulda use something more credible.. like I dunno, Alex could have drank Jamie's beer! lol!!! shower gel... But i guess it's soooooooo dear that Alex couldn't go and buy himself one bottle so he had to take Jamie's.... lol


haha I wanted it to be something stupid so it was unbelievable. I didn't want everyone to think "They are splitting up!" and then rumours start and I get blamed for it all lol.

SHower gel was stupid and it was a spur of the moment april fools. :D
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