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Mark E Smith: Arctic Monkeys Should Work In A Chip Shop

PostPosted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 11:25 pm
by arctic
Direct from Gigwise.com;

<i>Everybody who’s anybody and nobody has an opinion on the Artic Monkeys, the latest to have his two pence worth is Mark E Smith.

He sees the young Sheffield upstarts alongside side the Yorkshire compatriots Kaiser Chiefs as more suitable to a life behind a fish fryer than behind guitars.

He told Arena Homme Plus: “I think that the Kaiser Chiefs and Arctic Monkeys should open a chain of chips shops in North Yorkshire. I think that the East Germans had it right, actually. Every group used to have to have a permit.â€Â

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:10 am
by AlisonFasheeta
Who is this guy?

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 2:00 am
by Lizzi
I would sure go eat there!! mmmmmmm!!!!

And yeah, who's he anyway? He just wanted us to chat about him.... have his name on the map.... stupid wanker!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 4:44 am
by AlisonFasheeta
Yeah, I think the monks should open a chip shop, and it'll put all the other ones in the entire world out of business. Then this guy will have to make fun of them in some other way. Then they'll do that too! And of course succeed, and he'll just kill himself.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:12 am
by now-then-mardy-bum
ha, stupid guy...but I would go to there chip shop :milton:

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:25 am
by JIMGRIFF
Its rather random, slagging a band to get yourself in the paper??

Ill ask like everyone else, who is Mark E Smith?

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:11 pm
by Lizzi
He's prolly someone we'll never hear of ever again....

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:13 pm
by now-then-mardy-bum
Yep, cause all the Arctic Monkeys fans, when read this'll probably be chucking chips at him and then he'll have to get out the country :milton: then he goes over to America and.....poof, he's never heard of again :milton: :milton: :milton:

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:56 pm
by Space Invader
lead singer of 70s till now rock band from manchester The Fall

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:19 pm
by AlisonFasheeta
Space Invader wrote:lead singer of 70s till now rock band from manchester The Fall

You just know everything, it's amazing.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 8:37 pm
by now-then-mardy-bum
that's maybe just one of the many reasons, why he's now a mod!

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:00 pm
by arctic
AlisonFasheeta wrote:
Space Invader wrote:lead singer of 70s till now rock band from manchester The Fall

You just know everything, it's amazing.


Yeah, Wikipedia and Google is a wonderful tool.

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:01 pm
by Lizzi
AlisonFasheeta wrote:
Space Invader wrote:lead singer of 70s till now rock band from manchester The Fall

You just know everything, it's amazing.


that's one more reason to marry him, hey?

PostPosted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:37 pm
by AlisonFasheeta
Lizzi wrote:
AlisonFasheeta wrote:
Space Invader wrote:lead singer of 70s till now rock band from manchester The Fall

You just know everything, it's amazing.


that's one more reason to marry him, hey?

I suppose. I always make sure my men know who Mark E. Smith is before I consider them, that whole "who is this guy?" was just a test to see if Cal knew, to see if he was "the one" He passed.

Shut up Mark! He didn't used google, wikipedia, or any of those shits, you know it you just can't admit it.

PostPosted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 3:17 pm
by arctic
AlisonFasheeta wrote:Shut up Mark! He didn't used google, wikipedia, or any of those shits, you know it you just can't admit it.


Calm it. I'd marry him myself but I'm not the Elton John kind.

Just for the record I knew who Mark E Smith was.