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Twatting Tourette thinks he's hard

PostPosted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:00 pm
by arctic
In one of his first interviews since leaving Celebrity Big Brother, Donny Tourette - lead singer with the Towers Of London has verbally attacked Arctic Monkeys.

He told the Daily Mirror: "It's about time someone put those Arctic Monkeys fucking wankers in their place. There's no one I despise more."

Tourette went on to label the popular Sheffield indie band as "manufactured wannabes" and accused them of not writing their own material.

Donny added: "The Arctic Monkeys have no sense of humour, they take themselves so seriously. They're drab man...(they) claim to be all witty but they're just fucking bland in their songs and in person. They're not exactly rock and roll. Not like the Towers."

Rock and roll Donny, rock and roll. Because Big Brother is rock a roll!?

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 9:00 pm
by irishscummyman
That Tourette-what a wanker

PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 12:37 am
by milburnxmonkey
who the fuck are towers of london anyway?

PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2007 4:20 pm
by Lizzi
milburnxmonkey wrote:who the fuck are towers of london anyway?

For a second there, i mixed him up with that singer of the Horrors! lol.....

Anyway, who gives a shit about someone who went on Big Brother?? He needed that to have a bit of fame, just like he needed to blast the monkeys for some fame... "They're not exactly rock and roll. Not like the Towers." :roll: Come on! Stupid wank!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 10:35 pm
by irishscummyman
His contributions to music include such well known classics as I'm a rat, air guitar and well eh that other one.

PostPosted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:21 am
by maple
He is so horrible! I went and listened to them to see if they were even close to being good, and they completely sucked! So he has no room to talk about how bad the arctic monkeys are because they put his band to shame!

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 10:41 am
by Paige
Arctic monkeys are good
but Towers of London fucking rule :D

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:16 pm
by Sr_aa
I saw him on never mind the buzzcocks once and on the show he said that the Kooks were crap and now the arctic monkeys. He just likes saying every band is crap except the towers of london

PostPosted: Tue Oct 02, 2007 5:26 pm
by Rhododendron
I don't think anyone would even remember who the hell he is by now anyway. :milton:

PostPosted: Wed Oct 03, 2007 3:22 am
by josefettwalker
milburnxmonkey wrote:who the fuck are towers of london anyway?

:milton: i was about to ask the very same thing

PostPosted: Thu Oct 04, 2007 8:42 pm
by Cheeky Monkey
Donny Tourette is a prize pr!ck anyway, that guy is doing anything in his favour to help his pants band Towers of London (rubbish name by the way) become famous by going on Celeb Big Brother, Premiers League All Stars where be was boooood by the crowed which was very funny. Anyway they will never be as massive as AM so shut it Tourette DO ONE !! LOL :D

Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and a magazine
Do you reckon that they'd do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make them take an oath that says that we are defenders of any poser or professional pretender around

Danny 'Im a Cock' Tourette

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 9:59 am
by Fellinthenettles
Danny, wake up to yourself. Just because you couldn't pen a half decent tune, it doesn't mean that someone who does with ease as a result of possesing more than one braincell is fraudulent. You want drab lyrics, well try these on for size "I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT,
I'll be lookin for you i'll be comin for you
I'M A RAT, I'M A RAT, tell me how dya like that??!". (Although the NME will probably be praising it for 'witty social observation' in a couple of weeks.)
My point is that anyone who plays the 'Teddy Picker' that is Big Brother and who's band's photoshoots appears more contrieved* than the Bay City Rollers is acting ludicrously in calling one of the greatest bands in the last few years false. What next, 'The Clash sounded like old men', 'Radiohead let their computers do thier work for them'. Danny, quit while you're hopelessly behind before you get lynched by crowds of proper music fans. (Ill get there first), wanker.

*For Typical band with by-numbers angry/contrieved pouting looks see
the towers of London page in Lyrics mania of something.

PostPosted: Sat Dec 22, 2007 5:53 pm
by arctic ana
:milton: :milton: nice post... :D