Album : Favourite Worst Nightmare
Track : Teddy Picker
They’ve sped up to the point where they provoke,
The punch-line before they have told the joke,
Plenty of desperation to be seen,
Staring at the television screen,
They've sped up to the point where they provoke you to tell the fucking punch-line before you have told the joke,
“I'm sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist, It wasn't in the top 100 list“
And it’s the 1000th time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told you but you were dying for it
Saw it and she grabbed it and it wasn't what it seemed
The kids all dream of making it, whatever that means
Another variation on a theme
A tangle on the television and a magazine
Do you reckon that they'd do it for a joke?
Do you reckon that they make them take an oath that says that we are defenders of any poser or professional pretender around
When did your list replace the twist and turn like a fist, replaced a kiss, Don’t concern us with your bollocks,
I don’t want your prayer, save it for the morning after
It’s the 1000th time that it's even bolder
Don't be surprised when you get bent over
They told you but you were dying for it
Let's have a game on the Teddy Picker
Not quick enough can I have it quicker
Already thick and your gettin' thicker? X2
Presuming that all things are equal
Who'd want to be men of the people when there's people like you

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